Humorous tees for disc golfers who hit more trees than chains. Born in Christchurch, NZ.
Shop the Drop $39 each · Free worldwide shipping ScrollEvery brand wants you to look like a sponsored pro. Logo on the chest, brand name on the back, matching hat and bag. Like you're about to shoot a commercial instead of shanking a forehand into a parking lot.
ChainSmack is different. We make tees about what disc golf actually feels like. The trees that eat your discs. The putts you should've made. The "just one more hole" that turns into another full round.
If your shirt doesn't make at least one person on the course laugh, we haven't done our job.
6 tees. Each one a personal attack on your disc golf game.
Tees dedicated to every disc golfer's true nemesis. Not the wind. Not the water. The trees that somehow moved between throws.
$39For anyone who's ever "parked it" from 50 feet away and then missed the 12-footer. The chains don't judge. Your cardmates do.
$39That moment when your brain says release but your hand says no. Dedicated to fairway 7, that random backyard, and the guy who found your disc.
$39Christchurch has 8 courses, an obsessive disc golf community, and long enough winters to sit around designing funny shirts. ChainSmack is built by a player, for players, from the bottom of the South Island.
Disc golf is supposed to be fun. Your shirt should be too.